At an undisclosed location and in undisclosed ex-military hangar used by a former dictator from a country that cannot be named, Steven Huffaker, Director of the infamous Spiral Dynamics Mockumentary begins shooting the new clandestine music video with The Skeletones this Saturday.

The song to be used for the video will be off their upcoming new record due out by the end of the year.

At this time, the management for The Skeletones are NOT releasing the name of the song for the video for it will be a shocking surprise.

All involved in the under cover project are in lockdown. All have been notified that any leaks to the press will be harshly met with tortureous punishments that are said to include an old table vice-grip attached to something that looks like a contraption from a James Bond meets Lady Gaga movie.

In case of any leaks, management has already prepared a disinformation campaign designed to take papparazzi snoops off the trail.

The disinformation campaign includes news clips of Jonas Cabrera, lead singer of The Skeletones, being seen at a socialite event with Lindsay Lohan in Cannes France at the precise moment the video is being shot. (see actual real fake photo to right)

What the leaders of the campaign cannot confirm is that, if Lindsay Lohan is in jail rehab as has been widely reported, how can she be in Cannes at the same time with Jonas Cabrera sucking down Vodka shooters. Curioius ya think? Conspiracy theroy? Quite interesting……

Anyways, being that ace Director Steven Huffaker is known for his comic mockumentary style, the video is expected to be somewhat odd, bold, and witty with a rumored guest appearance by some infamous and notorious characters from the past, present, and future. So stay tuned for more details to come.

Out Standing in the Street, this is Radio Johnny Punish on Pirate Satellite…. Ska ya later!

Spiral Dynamix from Steven Huffaker on Vimeo.

July 5, 2010 Upland, CA, USA

Paul Hampton, President of Culture Beat Music Publishing and Johnny Punish, President of Peapolz Media Records have verbally entered into a contract to mass market music through Culture Beat Music Publishing.

The partnership aims to combine the skills of both firms to build a stronger marketing force for their artists on label both on the ground and in cyber space.

The combines forces will be marketing music from The Skeletones, Brian Jay Cline, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Twisted Nixon, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Knock Out, Conspiracy of Thought, Warsaw Poland Brothers, Johnny Punish, and Last Amanda.

In addition, they plan to add another 10 artists to their stable by the end of 2011.

The new web site contains a full live streaming media player from ReverbNation.com and a full on blog to read all the latest on what’s going on with the band.

The Clash paid tribute to Toots and Maytals with their song “Jail Guitar Doors” recorded in 1978 which ends with Joe Strummer singing “54-46 was my number.” 54-46 was my number is the 1^st Ska song to make it out of Jamaica.

It was about TOOTS time in prison for possession of the Ganja! Read more @ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/54-46_That%27s_My_Number

JAIL GUITAR DOORS by The Clash

Let me tell you ’bout Wayne and his deals of cocaine
A little more every day
Holding for a friend till the band do well
Then the D.E.A. locked him away

Clang clang, go the jail guitar doors
Bang bang, go the boots on the floor
Cry cry, for your lonely mother’s son
Clang clang, go the jail guitar doors

An’ I’ll tell you ’bout Pete, didn’t want no fame
Gave all his money away
“Well there’s something wrong, it’ll be good for you, son”
And so they certified him insane

And then there’s Keith, waiting for trial
Twenty-five thousand bail
If he goes down you won’t hear his sound
But his friends carry on anyway
Fuck ‘em!
Jail guitar doors
54/46 was my number
Jail guitar doors
Right now someone else has that number

This footage was found in the basement of a Florida home by an advertising salesman who stumbled upon it while trying to find his golf clubs. He was so appalled by the content that he threw it in the trash and some wayward music history buff mailed it to one of the band members in a VHS format. It took months to find someone who could convert it. I mean, who has a VHS anyway right? What a pain in the &#%ing AS$. Enjoy one of their best songs ever!

Oh, that bald guy sleeping? Thats so real. We were playing so loud and this guy, whom we dont know, was just sitting on a chair fast asleep. It was amazing. So we put him on camera. No clue who is his.

LYRICS
Well the weight of the world is – FALLING
On my back I”ve been CRAWLING
The state of affairs is APPALLING
And the 6 o’clock news keeps CALLING

I’ve been trying to see the world through their eyes
Where black is white and day is night

Left is Right
Left is Right
Left is Right for me

Well negotiations been STALLING
The United Nations keeps CALLING
The skeletons you’re HAULING
Won’t hold you when your FALLING

I’ve been trying to see the world through their eyes
Where day is night and black is white

Keep your head in the sand and youll never know
What’s waiting for you in the depths below
Don’t believe everything that you read
Take what you want and keep what you need

THE STORY OF THE SONG
Written in 1997 after Johnny Punish who was sitting at the Las Vegas Hilton Sports Book and was hit by the absurdity of the place. It absorbed him and he wrote the phrase “LEFT is RIGHT for me” on a drink napkin. That night in a studio in the seedy back alleys of Las Vegas, LEFT IS RIGHT was born when then lead guitarist, Brian Jay Cline, wrote the clever verses while Twisted Nixon added the melodies. Sung by Brian Jay Cline, Left is Right is clearly Twisted Nixon’s best ever in terms of a pop anthem. This song is the most requested song by fans.
Produced by Paul Hampton of The Skeletones

BAND MEMBERS: From Left to Right: Jake Skoor Wickstrom, Johnny Punish, Brian Jay Cline, Richard Abboud